I mean okay the guy is a lil’ creeper from the start
But then what the fuck
no wait pls
whAT THE FUCK IS THAT FLAPS OF SKIN HANGING OFF YOU AND SHIT
SWEET JESUS SPARE ME
FUCKING NO MORE OKAY
I FUCKING REPENT MOTHERFUCKER
I CAN’T TAKE ANYMO——- aww look at that lil’ face
LOOK HOW SMUG THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS
“Longbottom leaf. The finest pipe-weed in the South Farthing.”
“It’s perfect! One barrel each.”
“Fantasy is escapist, and that is its glory. If a soldier is imprisoned by the enemy, don’t we consider it his duty to escape?…If we value the freedom of mind and soul, if we’re partisans of liberty, then it’s our plain duty to escape, and to take as many people with us as we can!”
i never thought i’d die fighting side by side with an elf.
AND THEN I SCREAMED.
Just saw this movie. AFSJDJDFAKSGFGL I can’t wait for the next one. Amazing. i can’t even